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The twelve days of Christmas...Pregnancy Style!
 

The 12 Days of Christmas Pregnancy Style…

Adapted by Tanya, Lexington Women’s Health
 
(You can scroll to the bottom for the express version!)

On the first day of Christmas,
my baby sent to me
a craving for a twinkie

On the second day of Christmas,
my baby sent to me
Two exams with gloves
and a craving for a twinkie

On the third day of Christmas,
my baby sent to me
Three next of kin

Two exams with gloves

And a craving for a twinkie

 

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my baby sent to me

Four letter words
Three next of kin

Two exams with gloves

And a craving for a twinkie

 

On the fifth day of Christmas
my baby sent to me

Five months of no rings
Four letter words,
Three next of kin

Two exams with gloves

And a craving for a twinkie

 

On the sixth day of Christmas
my baby sent to me

Six positions for laying

 Five months of no rings
Four letter words
Three next of kin

Two exams with gloves

And a craving for a twinkie

 

On the seventh day of Christmas
my baby sent to me
Seven months not sleeping

Six positions for laying

 Five months of no rings
Four letter words
Three next of kin

Two exams with gloves

And a craving for a twinkie

 

On the eighth day of Christmas
my baby sent to me
Eight pumps for milking

Seven months not sleeping

Six positions for lying

 Five months of no rings
Four letter words
Three next of kin

Two exams with gloves

And a craving for a twinkie

 


On the ninth day of Christmas
my baby sent to me
Nine times the swelling

Eight pumps for milking

Seven months not sleeping

Six positions for lying

 Five months of no rings
Four letter words
Three next of kin

Two exams with gloves

And a craving for a twinkie



On the tenth day of Christmas
my baby sent to me

Ten bouts of weeping

Nine times the swelling

Eight pumps for milking

Seven months not sleeping

Six positions for lying

 Five months of no rings
Four letter words
Three next of kin

Two exams with gloves

And a craving for a twinkie

 

 

On the eleventh day of Christmas
my baby sent to me

Eleven headaches pounding

Ten bouts of weeping

Nine times the swelling

Eight pumps for milking

Seven months not sleeping

Six positions for lying

 Five months of no rings
Four letter words
Three next of kin

Two exams with gloves

And a craving for a twinkie

 

On the twelfth day of Christmas

My baby sent to me

Twelve stretch marks bulging

Eleven headaches pounding

Ten bouts of weeping

Nine times the swelling

Eight pumps for milking

Seven bra’s overfilling

Six positions for lying

 Five months of no rings
Four letter words
Three next of kin

Two exams with gloves

And a craving for a twinkie!

Originally Published on Monday, December 3, 2012